What I've received for my birthday so far:
- 50 mL bottle of Stoli (perfect for those late night subway rides
- 750 mL bottle of 100 proof Stoli (perfect, in general)
- A "How Drunk" set of 6 coasters with definitions of the different stages of drinking -- Sober, Tipsy, Plastered, Drunk, Shit-faced, and Hungover
- A birthday card implying that I will die young due to my alcohol abuse (from family friends, no less!)
- Large amounts of money -- which will inevitably be used to buy booze
Proper update on the big birthday bash coming soon, once someone tells me what happened.
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