Monday, December 06, 2004

So What Are They Trying To Say?

What I've received for my birthday so far:

  • 50 mL bottle of Stoli (perfect for those late night subway rides
  • 750 mL bottle of 100 proof Stoli (perfect, in general)
  • A "How Drunk" set of 6 coasters with definitions of the different stages of drinking -- Sober, Tipsy, Plastered, Drunk, Shit-faced, and Hungover
  • A birthday card implying that I will die young due to my alcohol abuse (from family friends, no less!)
  • Large amounts of money -- which will inevitably be used to buy booze

Proper update on the big birthday bash coming soon, once someone tells me what happened.

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