After a couple of days, I figured I would look it up on the web and see if there were any little home remedies I should try.
Unfortunately, the first website I found has advised that I may have Tourette's Syndrome.
So yeah, there's that.
"This kind of mistake does not happen! Babies getting switched? That's a mistake that happens. Accidentally pouring NAIR into your roommate's bottle of leave-in conditioner. That's a mistake that happens! Marriage. That's a mistake that happens! But declaring the wrong winner on a dumb reality show? This does not happen!"