After almost a week of mercilessly punishing my liver for crimes it did not commit, I've decided to take a break from drinking until Christmas Eve. And yes, I'm aware that's only a three day break, so fuck off.
In the meantime, it's good to know that some lovely ladies out there are carrying the torch. I've changed the names to protect the assholes.
Floozy: do u remember walking down the street and hitting that girls crutches!!
Floozy: holy shit
Floozy: u were like tryin to run down the street and u kept smacking awnings and hitting trashcans
Floozy: and these 2 girls were sitting at this restaurant outside with a pair of crutches leaning against the railing
Floozy: and u smacked em
Floozy: and knocked em over
Boozy: omg what did the people do
Floozy: they just looked at u like what the fuck, and u kept right on running...haaa, and i say "sorry she didn't mean it"
Boozy: haa....im like out of control