Even though the last time didn't work out so well, I figured I would give Santa another shot -- I mean fat people are supposed to have good personalities and everything to make up for being fat, right? Unfortunately, things took another turn for the worse...
Zander: do you wanna get a drink?
SantaClaus: Don't you know already?
Zander: DO YOU WANT TO GET A DRINK??
SantaClaus: I could tell you, but that would spoil all of the fun.
Zander: seriously, are you flirting with me?
SantaClaus: Well that's hard to say. Ask an elf.
Zander: i knew you had a midget fetish or something, why don't you just admit you're a fat perv?
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
Zander: and i bet after a few sips of the ol whisky those reindeer start to look pretty good
SantaClaus: Oh dear.
Zander: you know what, fuck you santa
SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.
Zander: suck it.
SantaClaus: Well, that's it. I'm sorry, I cannot instant message with you any longer.
Zander: what? santa? hello?
SantaClaus: Santa is no longer signed on to IM.
Zander: NOOOOOOOO!!
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