Who the...??

Had one of those moments this morning where I was walking down the street and all of a sudden someone in a car started honking at me and waving frantically. I smiled and waved back, and then continued walking, and now I'm left to wonder who the hell that person was.

Do I actually know you? Maybe you just got me confused with one of the other 6'4" half-black men strolling around Sydney. Are you a friend, or just a random acquaintance I met one time? Have I slept with you? Do I want to sleep with you (again)? Are you going to text or email me later so this mystery can be solved? Because god knows I won't be able to get any work done today unless I can get my mind off this. Yeah, that's gonna be my excuse...