Tuesday, June 06, 2006

The New Paris Hilton Song

Meaningless lyrics? Check.

A singer with a generic voice and a reputation as a vapid whore? Check.

A melody that could have been accidentally tapped out by a 3-year old Jamaican child with some steel drums? Check.

Obviously this song deserves to have been on repeat on my mp3 player for the last 20 minutes. Now I'm just waiting for the Aussie debut of the video, which I honestly truly hope is simply her home sex video in slow motion with the song playing over it. Pretty please?

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