So on Sunday evening I was coerced into going to see The Omen, that stupid "6-6-6" movie that looked silly from the second they started advertising it.
Now I can deal with stupid horror movies. And I'll tell people it wasn't really scary, but I did a jump/muted yell thing a couple of times. Then again one of those times was when my phone vibrated in my pocket, so it's not like the movie can take all the credit.
But by far the most horrifying thing about this movie was the fact that Julia Stiles was in it. How's that for a nasty surprise.
Just for the record, and in case anyone wasn't aware, I think Julia Stiles is HIDEOUS. I'm sure she's a wonderful girl who is down to earth and gives back to the community, however one look at her face can only confirm that she must be one of the most obvious cases of undiagnosed down syndrome ever to fug the silver screen. I have no idea how she ever scored any of her starring roles, but I'm sure it's some Tori Spelling-type situation. Somehow I find Tori Spelling more bearable because she probably knows she's ugly and talentless and shouldn't be famous in the first place. I think Julia still needs to be clued in.
Even more aggravating is finding the rare rare person who think she's kinda cute, which happened the other day with one of my coworkers. He can't actually name an attractive feature on her pug-like face, which leads me to believe she's the actress that guys go for because she's ACTUALLY attainable. Like she's rich and famous, but it's not like Jared Leto is gonna go for her, so maybe my coworker could snag her. Kinda like that.
So yeah, I sat through this movie and have rarely wanted an "innocent mother" to die more than the demonic devil spawn that was supposed to be the bad guy. Now can whoever keeps putting her in movies please STOP.
That is all.