Sometimes I like to ponder aloud who exactly I would be if I was a celebrity. I often say I'd be Paris Hilton, but let's face it, I simply wouldn't have the old money charm to even attempt to balance out my trashy image. And occasionally I'll bring up Andy Dick, but I can't imagine ever genius enough to replicate some of his antics.
Today, I was reading one of my usual trashy websites and came to the harsh realization that I'd be more like the tragic Tara Reid:
Talentless, a messy drunk, and downright irrelevant other than to be someone else's laughing stock.
And then I just thank the lord that I'm not actually famous.