The assistant walked up to me to talk about an invoice yesterday. Unfortunately for her, me and one of the female designers were in the middle of a conversation, so this is all she heard:
Zander: Kinda makes you wish you were a lesbian, huh?
Designer: Well, I had sisters growing up, so we did that.
Assistant: OH MY GOD WHAT???
By the time I'd finished explaining that we were randomly talking about same-sex couples being able to share clothing I was crying with laughter, and she still looked skeptical. The designer just looked embarrassed.
God knows what the rumours around the office will be by next week...