Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Melikilikimaka Is NOT The Thing To Say

So Belle and I are off to Hawaii this morning. When people want to show off that they've been to Hawaii, they usually ask "which island?". The one with a lot of vowels in it, douchebag, as if you give a shit. Sorry, had to get that out.

ANYWAY...I will attempt to restrain myself when it comes to mocking Hawaiian traditions while I'm there, since I hear they take these things very seriously. I actually read all about Hawaiian history and culture this past weekend, and they have thousands of years of amazing heritage on those islands. I honestly can't wait to get really drunk and lie on the beach all day.

See y'all in a week or so.

1 comment:

Vicki said...

I must be a douchebag. But, hey at least I don't ask people if their piercings hurt.