Things On My List That I Didn't Get Drunk Enough To Accomplish:
- Calling the Secretary-General "Koko" to his face
- Getting his wife to drop it like it's hot
- Loudly showing off my fantastic Indian accent for everyone in attendance (my friends KNOW what I'm talking about)
Things I Managed To Accomplish Despite Being Sober:
- Making a disparaging remark about the poor
I guess I can't blame it all on the booze, eh?