Still not sure who wins this one.
There's the old Dominican dude who showed up to Belle's BBQ on Sunday wearing a beret and a tight t-shirt proclaiming in large letters: "I'VE GOT NIPPLES." Bonus points for only dropping by to ask for 2 Coronas, when he was already clearly sloshed. At 4pm.
But then, there's this guy:
Imagine you were at a club on a muggy but energetic Saturday evening, you looked over to the dance floor, and saw someone moving around like the Energizer bunny, if it was on crack and had just learned how to do the robot. Poorly.
What would you do? Well, if you're Jessica, you start dancing with him and making it that much worse. Thanks, dear.
Feel free to post your vote in the comments section.