So Belle and I are off to Hawaii this morning. When people want to show off that they've been to Hawaii, they usually ask "which island?". The one with a lot of vowels in it, douchebag, as if you give a shit. Sorry, had to get that out.
ANYWAY...I will attempt to restrain myself when it comes to mocking Hawaiian traditions while I'm there, since I hear they take these things very seriously. I actually read all about Hawaiian history and culture this past weekend, and they have thousands of years of amazing heritage on those islands. I honestly can't wait to get really drunk and lie on the beach all day.
See y'all in a week or so.