Slutty McRacist: so...i slept with a nigerian last night
Zander: holy crap. that's your first time going black, right?
Slutty McRacist: yup
Zander: you going back?
Slutty McRacist: nah, don't think so
Zander: he wasn't cute?
Slutty McRacist: eh, he was. but i have no idea what his name was
Zander: nice. it was probably "njmboto" or something.
Slutty McRacist: yeah, or "click click"
Slutty McRacist: besides, he lived up in like...washington heights. that's like a long distance relationship. you'd have to be the hottest guy in the world for me to commit to that kind of travel time.
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sometimes I wonder how I stay friends with you. you're an idiot and I mean it in the nicest possible way. I think.
I may have to boycott your blog along with Braveheart, Seinfeld and Jesus Walks.
I had someone message me through Friendster a while back. He lived in Washington Heights as well, and when I told him that I don't go above 79th St. on the Upper West Side, he got so upset that he stopped writing.
Come on, from Brooklyn? That's FAR.
hahahaha that is hilarious! I miss NYC!
*Sesame*
Hahahaha!
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