Slutty McRacist: so...i slept with a nigerian last night
Zander: holy crap. that's your first time going black, right?
Slutty McRacist: yup
Zander: you going back?
Slutty McRacist: nah, don't think so
Zander: he wasn't cute?
Slutty McRacist: eh, he was. but i have no idea what his name was
Zander: nice. it was probably "njmboto" or something.
Slutty McRacist: yeah, or "click click"
Slutty McRacist: besides, he lived up in like...washington heights. that's like a long distance relationship. you'd have to be the hottest guy in the world for me to commit to that kind of travel time.