We Are So Screwed

Actual conversation with a colleague this morning:

Colleague: So I talked to [Big Boss] and she thinks that we need to give more time in the project plan for the content planning.

Zander: Uh...can I sound really stupid for a second?

Colleague: Yeah sure, what's up?

Zander: What IS a content plan?

Colleague: Err...I was hoping you knew. It's in your project plan.

Zander: Somebody else wrote that part.

Colleague: Crap. This isn't a good sign, is it?

Zander: Not really.