Girl on cell: I was like, "Back up, bitch. Get off your high horse and don't ever talk to me again." Such a bitch. And the thing is, she's not even cute. Like, she has no right! She's a fucking bitch, and she's ugly! It's one thing to be a bitch, but to be one when you're ugly? You just don't do that.
Chew on that, Confucius. I mean seriously, who can argue with that statement? Exactly.
3 comments:
Insight like this what keeps me reading your blog. Love it!
ChiTownChick
Oh, I totally, like, agree! You can, like, only be a bitch if you're hot. Seriously.
LOL. I think I know that girl!!!
I'm trying to imagine that conversation in an Australian accent.
I think I'm in love.
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