Just took a look at my blog stats, and considering the recent activity generated by people googling "Am I an alcoholic?", I think I owe an apology to all the people looking for help with their problems who are ending up on a blog that essentially glamourizes the lifestyles of the young, hot and inebriated. And whatever you do, don't read this post.
I'd also like the person who ended up here looking for "drunk family sex" to please never, EVER come back, as long as you may live. WTF.