Coworker: Did you see the pics from my birthday?
Zander: Oh yeah, I meant to ask, who the hell is that fugly girl in some of those pictures? She had like this Elephant Woman thing going on, dayyum!
Coworker: That would be my friend.
Zander: Ah. Right. Makes sense.
Honestly though, that's the kind of idiot thing I would say to someone drunk or sober, so I'm not even sure it counts.