Thursday, May 26, 2005

Please Tell Me This Customer Was Drunk

Okay so this is totally random, but a while back someone in my company's Customer Service department forwarded me the following customer email, and I'm just sure that alcohol must have had something to do with it -- whether the customer himself, or his mother during the pregnancy. Enjoy.

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BUT I KNOW ONLY MY FAVOR [COMPANY] ONLY TOPS STOCKS AND PORTFOLIOS OTHER MORE ETC,BUT I NEVER SEE [COMPANY] I CALLED FEEDBACK HELP ME USENAME AND NEW PASSWORD.THEN I PUT USENAME AND CHANGED DEFERMENT PASSWORD SETUP SUCCEEDED THEN THEY MAD AT ME CHANGED NEW MY PASSWORD BUT I FORGET WHAT NAME MY PASSWORD OK.IF FEEDBACK HELP ME IF I PUT USENAME AND PASSWORD. MAYBE THEY TRY STEAL MY USENAME AND PASSWORD BUT I NOT DUMBS THEM HUH OK.BUT I LIKE [COMPANY] BUT THEY CAN'T USE [COMPANY] I LIKE MY BEST WEBTV.NET PLUS CONTROL IN MY MIND SETUP IT UP.BECAUSE EX MY E-MAIL ADDRESS [EMAIL 1],[EMAIL 2],[EMAIL 3],[EMAIL 4]
then now my use [email 5] i like looking [company] but never
before [company] how work it out for me ? IF I LOOK MORE IMPORANT
[COMPANY] 1 TO 20 PAGES HIDES STOCKS AND PORTFOLIOS ETC, LATER I BACK LOOK [COMPANY] I LEARN FAST SKILLS BEFORE AFTER TOO LATE OK.HUH.I WILL GO OTHER IN OFFICE FOR COMPUTER CHECKOUT [COMPANY] IF I SEE IT OT NOT THEN [COMPANY] IF I SEE IT TEST OK.

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Seriously, any insight into what the hell this dude was talking about would be greatly appreciated. I thought I understood the language of drunk, but apparently I'm not fluent.

1 comment:

Truecraig said...

Catch me on any given Friday (some Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, any day really) around 7pm and repeat this tripe to me.

I'll translate that shit like I'm speaking in tongues. Ask me before I start spitting while I talk though. That gets most messy for standersby.