Okay so this is totally random, but a while back someone in my company's Customer Service department forwarded me the following customer email, and I'm just sure that alcohol must have had something to do with it -- whether the customer himself, or his mother during the pregnancy. Enjoy.
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BUT I KNOW ONLY MY FAVOR [COMPANY] ONLY TOPS STOCKS AND PORTFOLIOS OTHER MORE ETC,BUT I NEVER SEE [COMPANY] I CALLED FEEDBACK HELP ME USENAME AND NEW PASSWORD.THEN I PUT USENAME AND CHANGED DEFERMENT PASSWORD SETUP SUCCEEDED THEN THEY MAD AT ME CHANGED NEW MY PASSWORD BUT I FORGET WHAT NAME MY PASSWORD OK.IF FEEDBACK HELP ME IF I PUT USENAME AND PASSWORD. MAYBE THEY TRY STEAL MY USENAME AND PASSWORD BUT I NOT DUMBS THEM HUH OK.BUT I LIKE [COMPANY] BUT THEY CAN'T USE [COMPANY] I LIKE MY BEST WEBTV.NET PLUS CONTROL IN MY MIND SETUP IT UP.BECAUSE EX MY E-MAIL ADDRESS [EMAIL 1],[EMAIL 2],[EMAIL 3],[EMAIL 4]
then now my use [email 5] i like looking [company] but never
before [company] how work it out for me ? IF I LOOK MORE IMPORANT
[COMPANY] 1 TO 20 PAGES HIDES STOCKS AND PORTFOLIOS ETC, LATER I BACK LOOK [COMPANY] I LEARN FAST SKILLS BEFORE AFTER TOO LATE OK.HUH.I WILL GO OTHER IN OFFICE FOR COMPUTER CHECKOUT [COMPANY] IF I SEE IT OT NOT THEN [COMPANY] IF I SEE IT TEST OK.
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Seriously, any insight into what the hell this dude was talking about would be greatly appreciated. I thought I understood the language of drunk, but apparently I'm not fluent.