Got a few happy hours this week, so I figured I can be even less creative than usual with my post titles. God, I'm lazy.
Also figured the very least I can do (since I'm all about "getting by") is give one brief highlight from each evening that represents my drunken buffoonery and let that suffice for a proper entry.
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Discussion with my coworker, who was talking about her cousin in Nicaragua...
Coworker: Yeah, my cousin down there has seven kids.
Zander: Damn, she startin' her own sweatshop or something?
Coworker: Oh no you di'int.
Zander: Kidding! *charming smile*
Totally got away with that one...
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