Was watching last night's episode of the O.C. and they had an intervention for one of the characters because she couldn't stop boozing.
So, my over-active imagination got me thinking about what my friends would say to me at my own intervention:
"Zander, you've been drinking a lot. Too much, really. It's ruining your life. I mean sure, you're more fun when you've had a few vodka tonics. And it's true that you're more likely to buy us drinks when you're wasted. And...well...actually...can I get you a scotch?"
Seriously guys, don't even bother.