Thursday, December 01, 2005

Another Shocking Test Result

This time it was the Which Greek God Are You test, and surprise surprise, I was Dionysis, basically the god of drunken sex.

Gods! You scored 51!
You are most like the God Dionysis! Dionysis is the god of wine, intoxication and creative ecstacy. In short, a party god! He was often having drunken orgies with both men and women, as well as with helpless maidens his centaurs would carry off for him.

This obviously isn't based on this week, where all I've managed is a few beers on Monday night, a few glasses of wine on Tuesday night, and a few more beers on Wednesday night. Besides, I haven't hung out with the centaurs in ages.

Don't worry, if nothing else we are just over a week away from my birthday celebration, which promises to be a disaster for most of the hapless souls involved.


emla said...

I'm Hephaestus. We should hang out more so you can teach me how to loosen up. I'll make a lovely box or some nice armor for you!

Vicki said...

I took this quiz totally thinking I wouldn't be Dionysis, even thinking as I went, "That is what Zander must have put and I'm not putting that so I'm totally not gonna be Dionysis" and then what do I get? A 64% Dionysis.

And what's up with this toughie:

What is your ideal date?
a. Romantic dinner and gentle lovemaking
b. Out on the town all night, kinky sex til you die
c. Connecting mentally emotionally physically
d. Playing pool all night then doing it in the pub

B. No, D. B. D. Both. Crap. B.