So I'm sitting on our new sofa bed at 1pm on a Wednesday afternoon (I realize that sentence doesn't make my life sound terribly exciting at the moment, but I can only keep up a certain pace for so long) and I turn on channel 7, expecting to see a talk show or a cooking show, or something along those lines.
Instead I see a woman baring her breasts while some guy goes at them with his tongue and starts heading for her crotch before he gets interrupted and has to leave. 1pm. Network television. WTF.
God. Bless. Australia. That is all for now.