I always find it funny how perfectly good ideas can turn into crappy ones with just a little tweaking. Let me use the photos from Friday night to illustrate my point...
Good idea: Sipping Captain Morgan as part of a mixed drink, in the privacy of your own home or the confines of a legal drinking establishment.
Bad idea: Chugging the Captain straight out of the bottle on public transportation.
Good idea: Playing "duck-duck-goose" with classmates in kindergarten.
Bad idea: Playing "duck-duck-goose" with complete strangers on the streets of Brooklyn. (Joe, one day you will get stabbed, and I will laugh heartily at the destruction you have brought upon yourself.)
Good idea: Doing a pole dance, perhaps licking the pole suggestively, in a strip club.
Bad idea: Doing a pole dance on the germ-infested and disease-ridden subway and licking a pole that a homeless guy was probably using for support just a few minutes earlier.
Good idea: Karaoke night with all of your friends.
Bad idea: Karaoke night with all of your friends...and a bunch of fucking clowns who happen to show up and get on everyone's nerves.
Good idea: Inviting your brother and his girlfriend to hang out.
Bad idea: Inviting your brother and his girlfriend to hang out with these idiots.