you missed zander falling down on his ass and lying down for a few in that chick's kitchen, then joe standing over him and proceeding to pour the entire contents of his cup onto zander's pantsDid I really continue partying with soaking wet pants? Don't remember that part at all...
your friends were running around the hallways and screaming and rolling on the ground so I had to give them a talk
Yep, that would be me.
i love that we showed up to the lesbian party in an escalade playing lean back
Hey, I kinda remember that part.
you forgot...stef was waiting for the bathroom so she could wash my blood off of her, and you pushed her out of the way so you could pee
Thanks, Em, I was almost feeling better about myself. Nevermind.
And finally, from one of my roommates:
i just vaguely remember hearing someone stumbling down the hall, but didn't think much of it until Andrew asked me the next morning if i had heard you fall down. and then i remembered hearing someone buzzing the doorbell. i was just confused is all.