Sample excerpt below (slurring has been removed from transcript for greater ease of reading).
Me: Oh wait you have to hear this. Why do black men cry during sex??
[blank look from other guests]
Me: IT'S THE MACE! HA! GET IT?! THE MACE!
[awkward silence, horrified stares]
Me: HA! HAHAHAAH! THE MACE! HAHAHA
[my mother shakes her head in utter disappointment in the background]
Me: WHERE'S THIS GOD DAMN TURKEY ANYWAY?!