Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Dr. Zander Reporting For Duty

Interesting article on Yahoo! News this morning:

If she takes a hard fall, Ashlyn won't cry. Ashlyn is among a tiny number of people in the world known to have congenital insensitivity to pain with anhidrosis, or CIPA — a rare genetic disorder that makes her unable to feel pain.

Now now, no need to get so complicated. This child is obviously just drunk. Much like the other night when I tripped, fell, and ate 9th Street, but didn't feel a thing, her parents should just consider cutting the scotch out of her diet and I'm sure she'll be back to normal in no time.

Granted, I'm pretty sure that would have ruined my childhood, but you know what they say about different strokes...

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