Met up with my family for dinner last night. Sounds wholesome and all, until you realize that "dinner" with my family means the following 7-course meal:
- vodka tonics
- more vodka tonics
- okay maybe just one more vodka tonic each
- bottle of wine
- another bottle of wine
- at this point we usually think we've only had one bottle, so we order another one
What's that you say? We forgot something? Oh right...food. I promise that's part of it, it's just not very important or memorable. And there you have "dinner" with my family.
And if one of my family members ever says "Hey let's get some drinks!", just remember to bring the stomach pump.