Tween girl: Do you watch [Australian] Idol?
Woman: Um...no.
Tween girl: I love Idol.
Woman: That's nice.
Tween girl: I'm gonna name my daughter Ricki Lee!
Woman: Oh well, dear, I'm sure that's a long way off.
Tween girl: Nope, I'm due in May!
-- Bankstown Line
Toddler in stroller: [pointing at woman] NANA!
Mother: No, that's not Nana.
Toddler: [pointing at another woman] NANA!
Mother: No, that's not Nana either.
Toddler: [pointing at Asian girl] NANA!
Mother: No honey, Nana isn't Chinese.
Asian girl: I'm Korean. [Walks off train]
-- North Shore Line
Overheard by: Jon Jon
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3 comments:
HA!!
greatest EVER.
Wait, they have asian people in Sydney?
Oh lord, do they. According to some, Asians will actually be the majority in Australia in a few decades.
Just imagine, in 2050 America will be Mexicans and Australia will be Asians. We should all move to Djibouti just to fuck with world demographics a little bit more.
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