Friday, September 09, 2005

My Life As A Socialite

So I've just completed my first week here in Sydney, and to no one's surprise I'm taking my sweet time looking into any kind of employment.

Cynics might say that doing absolutely nothing productive with one's day would get old pretty fast. Those people probably have to work for their money. I call them "suckers".

I'm still having trouble mustering up the energy to blog anything worth reading, so in lieu of all that, here's a little diagram that should help you visualize what I'm doing with my days in Australia:

I guess I should have included 1% for actually taking 1.7 minutes to make an utterly pointless pie chart in Excel, but that would mean more work. I think not.

Anyway, I hope this explains why I have no time to blog these days. Unless I multi-tasked and combined napping and lying on the beach. Hmmm...I'll see if that works out and get back to you next week.


Vicki said...

Better yet, combine drinking and napping - it's what the Spanish do. Siesta. Wait, fiesta. Wait, oh fuck, I'm confused. Maybe I should sober up before commenting. And yes I know it's 1:00 in the afternoon here.

emla said...

So, there are 2 kind of activities that include lying down with your eyes closed and possibly hitting the REM cycle?