Saturday, February 12, 2005

That's So Bitchy I Love It

Met up with certified homosexuals Ryan and Phil last night for a few drinks in Chelsea. Now we all know that gay men plus alcohol equals hilariously awful comments about everyone in the vicinity and beyond, so I'll just give you a couple of highlights...

Ryan: Hahaha.
Zander: What are you laughing at?
Ryan: I just pictured that fat guy on skis.

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Random Guy: Hey, do you remember my friend Jeffrey?

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Random Guy: Did you sleep with him?
Phil: Well, I always have had a thing for the Pillsbury Dough Boy.

Oh dear, I just realized that all of the insults were about fat people. I apologize to fat people everywhere. Oh wait, I don't mean that...

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