Thursday, February 03, 2005

Conversations With An Alcoholic Family

Over dinner last night...

Zander: Hey, do you know what happened to my flask? Did you take it?

Mother: Excuse you?

Zander: I had a flask. In college.

Mother: I have no idea.

Zander: I need a new one, want to buy one for me?

Mother: You have to promise me you won't take it to work.

Zander: Oh.

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