Socially accepted conversation with your parents when you're having dinner at a nice restaurant:
"Lovely weather we're having, isn't it? Yes, we might need coats tomorrow, pity."
Zander's conversation with his parents when he's having dinner at a nice restaurant:
"Hey you guys, when I touch my butt I can feel my pulse! Weird, right?"
Needless to say I was shortly sent home in a cab, without any cognac.