When some girls want to get a guys attention, they might bat their eyelashes, flip their hair, maybe start a conversation. Or, that girl is Jessica.
Jessica (to random guy walking by): Hey baby how you doin?
Guy: [pretends not to hear her]
Jessica: Yeah that's what I'm talkin' about.
Guy: [still pretending not to hear her]
Jessica: Mmm hmm that's right. Work it.
Guy (turns around): Are you talking to me?
Jessica: DAMN RIGHT I'M TALKIN TO YOU, AND YOUR FINE ASS.
Guy: [continues walking away]
Jessica: YOU AND YOUR TIGHT ASS. JUST LIKE TWO SWEET, SWEET APPLES!
Guy: [probably terrified]
Jessica: ...IN A BAG!!
Guy: [disappears down the block]
Jessica (in all earnestness): Why didn't he stop and talk to me?
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