The other day I was pleasantly surprised to discover that someone had found this blog by googling "drunk midget".
Shortly thereafter, I genuinely began to feel bad that whoever this was hadn't found what they were looking for. So, courtesy of Brian Battjer and his photo blog, I give you a picture of a drunk midget:
And I believe I get extra points for the drunk midget being Asian.
As for the person who was looking for "wet his pants", I have a feeling we're no more than few weeks away from an appropriate picture of yours truly in a similar situation.