In Case You Were Wondering

Just in case having a headache for 24 hours appeals to anyone out there, here are the necessary ingredients:

2 Vodka & Grapefruits
1 Smirnoff Ice
2 Caipirinhas
1 more Smirnoff Ice, cause you need something that fits neatly inside your coat on the subway
2 Vodka Tonics
1 Johnny Walker, neat
1 Long Island
2 more Vodka Tonics
1 Heineken
0 Water
0 Food

Consume within the span of 6 hours. Oh and make sure you act like an idiot in front of people you've just met, because having someone recount all of your assinine behavior the next day makes the headache that much more special.

Have fun kids.