Nature Sucks

It's 5.30am and I've been up for almost an hour because it sounds like someone decided to blast a CD that may or may not be titled Most Annoying Bird Cheeps 2006 right outside my bedroom window. Honestly, if I was a bird and I made that sound, I would have flown head first into a tall glass building ages ago.

But...at least I have recently found a reason for getting up in the mornings. A week or two ago I started taking a different bus route to work, and I am amazed on a daily basis how many certified hotties take that same bus to work every morning. I maybe get through about two pages of my book a day because I'm so busy gawking at every other person that gets on the bus. One of these days when it's really crowded I might just ask one if they want to sit on my lap.

Even better, there don't seem to be any of the complete bus-tards that pissed me off so much that I had to blog about them a couple of months back. And I am a happier man because of it.