But at this point in January, half the people haven't even come back from their Christmas breaks, which means the rest of us who are unlucky enough to have to trudge into the office simply don't have much to do.
While I'm lucky enough to have a TV on my desk and other bored people to talk to, the bulk of my time ends up being having the most inane conversations one can imagine with Juice, via instant messenger. Topics this week have so far included:
Latest opinions on British Airways
Is it okay to use coconut cream that has been sitting in an open can in the fridge for 4 days
Life in a minimum security prison probably wouldn't be that bad, if it was only for like, a year, and you met some really well connected people (Dependent on the assumption that there would be decent food and access to good wine.)
American "ain't" vs. Australian "arvo" - which one makes more sense than the other in it's respective context
Should Juice go drink alone in the bar downstairs from his office
Needless to say, no one will be crafting any university courses around these topics anytime soon. It's actually kind of a miracle that we get paid at all.