I could just tell you all those sorts of interesting things, but I figured a true homage to the woman (at least one that suits my blogging style) would be to list my favorite ridiculously bitchy things she said in her old age, since we all know that's the best part about getting old - you can say whatever you want.
After being asked if she wanted to put up a photo of one of her infant great-grandchildren:
"No, she's too fat."
While trying out her first walking stick:
"Well I suppose I could hit people with it..."
On being told the name of her first great grandchild:
"What? That's a dog's name!"
Shortly after claiming she was blind, discussing a cousin's pregnant girlfriend:
"She's getting fat, she is!" (upon being reminded that she was supposed to be blind, "Well, I can see shapes!")
So in case you were wondering where I get my pre-disposition for disliking fat people - it's genetic.