I was reading a New York Times article the other day where they casually quoted a woman named "Autumn Boomgarden", and I developed some serious name envy because I thought it was awesome. Sounds like someone destined to be a pop star (or a stripper) and I was amazed that she had somehow escaped fate and ended up as the head of a customer service team.
It reminded me of the time I worked with a hefty black woman named Robin Hood. Yeah, seriously. And the Hickster claims she has an ex-boyfriend named BJ Blowes, and her friend had a boyfriend named Guy Feeler. There are a lot of cruel parents in the world.
As for the one below, I am making the assumption that the guy gave the news station a fake name, for the love of god.