Over lunch...
Colleague #1: I just had the best idea. We should have a jar in the office for one day, and every time Zander talks about himself he has to put a dollar in.
Zander: Excuse me...
Colleague #2: Ha, I love it. That would be so funny!
Zander: Um...
Colleague #3: Oh my god, that would totally pay for the next quarterly event.
Zander: I'm sitting right here!
Colleague #1: Yeah, we know. So will you do it?
Zander: [leaves the lunch table]
Bitches.
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3 comments:
ha! so will you do it?...
I think I will politely decline to participate.
And HAHAHAHA OMG -- my verification word is definitely "asfuq".
Jeezalou..look how many times Zander used the "I" in the first sentence, then "My" in the second. (oMg)
Get over yourself Z!! jk
;)
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