Colleague #1: I just had the best idea. We should have a jar in the office for one day, and every time Zander talks about himself he has to put a dollar in.
Zander: Excuse me...
Colleague #2: Ha, I love it. That would be so funny!
Colleague #3: Oh my god, that would totally pay for the next quarterly event.
Zander: I'm sitting right here!
Colleague #1: Yeah, we know. So will you do it?
Zander: [leaves the lunch table]