Just Call Me "His Holiness"

Completely random, but I felt the need to share. I rarely remember my dreams, when I do, they tend to be pretty good.

Last night I dreamt that I was chosen as the next Dalai Lama. And I was really annoyed about it because I figured that with all my Dalai Lama duties, I wouldn't have time to keep my real job, which paid a lot better. It would also have interfered with a few upcoming vacations. And to top it all off, they were making me wear this really big heavy set of chains or something around my neck. It was like a bunch of disco ball necklaces but they were made of solid gold. That'll teach me to smoke crack right before I go to bed.

Anyway, then I woke up and realised that I didn't have to do anything all day, and everything was right in the world. Thanks for reading.