But seriously, I'm swamped. I didn't even drink on Tuesday, that's how bad it is. Everyone is a bit freaked out seeing me work so hard. Especially me.
Anyway, I only really got on here to talk about something that has me waaayyyy too excited this week. The Real World is coming to Sydney in a few weeks! Ellen and I have already discussed ways in which i can appear on the show:
- Date someone in the house in one of those long drawn out relationships that you just get completely sick of hearing about a few weeks into the show.
- Have a one-night stand with someone in the house. Maybe refuse to sign a release form and have be a guy with a blurry face for that episode.
- Become friends with people in the house and have MTV edit out anything interesting I might say in fear of me stealing the spotlight from their vapid "stars"
- Be one of the drunken assholes in the back of a random shot at a bar who doesn't even remember anything until it airs on international television.
I think we all know which is the most likely scenario, but allow me my visions of grandeur.