One of the supposedly shocking stories of the week is that Lance Bass from NSync is finally coming out of the closet. I don't really have much to say on it other than to hand out this advice:
1) If you are surprised that he is gay, do not admit this to anyone. It will make you look like an idiot, unless you are deaf and blind. Even if you somehow never saw an NSync video or interview, his name is LANCE, for the love of gayness.
2) Gay men -- I realize there aren't many gay celebrities to choose from out there, but no, he has never been, is not currently, and will never be "hot" or "cute", unless you're generally attracted to individuals who resemble a retarded gerbil. Once again, if these thoughts occur to you do not let ANYONE know, since god knows the last thing the world needs is another homo with low standards. In support of this statement, I present the supposed People magazine cover: