Okay, so I'm not gonna pretend that I have the motivation to give you a real blog post any time soon. I'm lazy, and other than a few inappropriate comments at a coworker's farewell event last night ("Are you drinking a margarita? Well, isn't that ethnic!") I'll be the first to admit that I've been taking it easy on the obnoxious factor for at least the last few weeks.
So to give you additional ways to waste your time on the internet in the desperate hope that you can avoid actual work, click over to find out what you are.
Most recently it told me I was a "tit-grabbing clown who loves to laugh at hookers", and I must admit how scarily true that is. (Although "buff horn-ball who loves to conquer hot bitches" wasn't far off either.)