Okay, well I won't bother to give you my whole weekend this time (mostly because I don't want anyone to die of boredom) but I do fortunately have photographic evidence of what was probably the highlight:
In case you're wondering, this is an 85-year old man in a silly hat and glasses. The photo of the front of his sweater didn't come out at all, but it read "BIG HOT AND SWEATY", and the back of it which you can see here said "SHE LIKES IT LIKE THAT".
You know I'm not sure I've ever known what I wanted to be when I grow up until that moment. Sir, I salute you.