Friday, August 01, 2008

Signs You're In For A Painful Hangover

  • The bar you're in has a Thursday night special that gets you a meal and a 40 oz beer for $10
  • None of the wait staff blinks (or even hesitates) when you order your 7th bottle of wine or champagne, even though you can barely hold yourself up at the bar
  • In a room of 200 people, you and your friends are the only ones dancing...wildly
  • You wake up with a woman's change purse in your coat
  • The following mementos are in your pocket:

For the love of god, someone let this day be over. I can barely see the computer monitor anyway.

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