Banx has demanded that I start keeping a record of things I say that she finds utterly obnoxious and ridiculous.
Apparently Saturday's choice quotes included:
"Well, really, if I got dumped I don't really care at this point, cause I would still know I'm awesome."
"They can't resent me. It's not my fault I'm hot."
"Sometimes I get really worried that I talk too much and dominate conversations. But then I'm like, whatever, I'm really funny and interesting so I'm sure no one minds."
I would like to go on record as stating that I was rather intoxicated when all of these things were said. It was 2 in the afternoon, after all.